The mind of a two year old

So everyone always refers to two as the terrible twos, but I think it needs to be referred to as the terrible funny twos. Yes, two year old are terrible and get into everything, but they also say some of the funniest things. It really makes me wonder what goes on in their sweet little head.

Mckenzie is such a chatter box and will talk your ear off. She never shuts up. Here some of the things she has said lately.

One day we were at my parent’s house and Mckenzie kept running around telling everyone hi. She went over and told Arlynn and Amanda hi. Amanda turned to her and said, “hola.” Mckenzie looked at her then said, “What’s that mean?”

One day we went out to eat at a Chinese restaurant. We were sitting there waiting for our food and Mckenzie farted. She quickly said, “Oh no daddy farted, daddy pooped” as loud as she could. Everyone around us was starting at us and Louis turned bright red. The things kids blame on their parents.

My brother Arlynn taught Mckenzie to walk up to my brother Ritter and pat his belly and say baby. Well now she does it to everyone that she sees including guys. In church she patted her nursery leaders belly and said baby, she's done it to me several times and now she thinks she has a baby in her belly and tells everyone about her baby.

Mckenzie was playing in her kitchen set. She said she was cooking for mommy and daddy. I said thanks you’re a good cook. She replied with yes. I then asked her what she was cooking and she said, “Water”!

Mckenzie took her socks off the other day then said, “Look mom, my nakey feet.”

The other day Mckenzie pulled up her pants so that you could see her legs then said as she rubbed her legs, “My sexy legs.” I have no idea where that came from.

Whenever I tell Mckenzie to go and do something and she doesn't want to she'll say either, "I can't my feet hurt bad." or "Mommy do it, my knees hurt bad."

Mckenzie came out of her room wearing a pirate eye patch and carrying a squirt gun. She then said, “Pappa (grandpa) shot a deer, I shot a deer, I shot an elk, Pappa just shot a deer.” Apparently she had been hunting with Grandpa and had out hunted him.



Everything any more is either "way cool" or "funny". She always keeps us laughing and is so much fun to have. We love her so much.


Here's a picture of her riding her snow dog, since she's obsessed with dogs, we had to build one instead of a snowman.